Yadadamean?!

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2020/01/13/iowa-courts-david-ostrom-requests-trial-combat-swords-settle-dispute/4456079002/

Man sets up cameras to catch ghost but instead finds girlfriend having sex with son

https://thecoverage.my/horror/man-sets-camera-catch-ghost-catches-son-sex-wife-instead/

Retired teacher fined for repeated shitting
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/public-pooper-wisconsin_n_5e0e4708e4b0843d360f96a5

Credits:

Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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The Lounge King - Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) Louise Vertigo

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/burger-king-bronx-free-whoppers-joker-stairs-tourists

Men arrested for trying to cash lottery ticket with glued on numbers

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/men-try-cash-lottery-ticket-with-glued-on-numbers/UI2TZTDJYFGQTGYVLVP2QBN5RM/

https://www.wapt.com/article/2-caught-trying-to-cash-in-fake-dollar100k-scratch-off-ticket-police-say/30417525#

Palm reader arrested for allegedly scamming a client out of $71,000 to banish a demon from her daughter

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/palm-reader-arrested-for-allegedly-scamming-a-client-out-of-dollar71000-to-banish-a-demon-from-her-daughter/ar-BBYAXvL?li=BBnbfcL

https://thesource.com/2019/11/29/snoop-dogg-lullaby-album/

https://funnynewsfix.com/funny-news/snoop-dogg-announces-lullaby-album-adapting-his-greatest-hits-for-babies/

This wearable vest grows a self-sustaining garden watered by your own urine

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/this-wearable-vest-grows-a-self-sustaining-garden-watered-by-your-own-urine-1.5408768

Florida man exposes himself slaps his butt in front children during argument deputies say

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-exposes-himself-slaps-his-butt-in-front-of-children-during-argument-deputies-say

Dogs finds adult toy on her walk and wonder are horrified she won’t let go

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12286627&fbclid=IwAR0nPRspHHEBQb1Vw8ESWiNyRhl-6BBZU0o68B76gFJ6h0gVeBJuNsfMNQ8

https://funnysmack.com/memes/dog-finds-adult-toy-on-her-walk-and-owners-are-horrified-she-wont-let-go/

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2019/12/18/wrong-home-demolished-detroit-adamo-group/2685696001/

Hong Kong and mainland China gamers clash on GTA V

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-50894769

Mail carrier sold crack from postal vehicle, Ohio police say

https://www.wvlt.tv/content/news/Mail-carrier-sold-crack-from-postal-vehicle-Ohio-police-say-566355271.html

TONS OF PENIS fish wash up on California beach
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/12/14/us/fat-innkeeper-worms-california-beach-scn-trnd/index.html
https://news.sky.com/story/thousands-of-10-inch-penis-fish-wash-up-on-californian-beach-11885598

Coach under fire taking high school soccer team hooter after loss

https://www.newsweek.com/coach-under-fire-taking-high-school-soccer-team-hooters-after-loss-1477165

Florida science teacher takes meth and cocaine before school, passes out at Burger King, wakes up in hospital and masturbates, cops say.

http://alugy.com/usa/florida-science-teacher-takes-meth-and-cocaine-before-school-passes-out-at-burger-king-wakes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/

Naked man seen on video before leading cops on chase

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2019/12/16/area-of-a1a-shut-down-over-police-activity/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

CREDITS:
We Wish you a Merry Christmas Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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First Call Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Deck the Halls B Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/someone-is-putting-tiny-cowboy-hats-on-pigeons-in-las-vegas-as-animal-rescue-works-to-remove-them

Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/

'Hungry artist' eats banana duct-taped to wall art piece that sold for $120,000

https://www.newsweek.com/banana-duct-tape-120-000-maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-miami-gold-toilet-1475677

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/hungry-artist-eats-banana-duct-21049699

Arizona man registers swarm of bees as emotional support animals

https://nypost.com/2019/12/09/arizona-man-registers-swarm-of-bees-as-emotional-support-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com

CREDITS:

Jingle Bells Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Exhilarate Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Winter Reflections Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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https://tucson.com/thisistucson/tucsonlife/a-tucson-business-is-helping-women-find-the-perfect-lipstick/article_28c22bce-0bab-11ea-9f3f-53a47418bbc4.html

America braces for possible french fry shortage after poor potato harvest

https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/America-braces-for-possible-french-fry-shortage-14875662.php?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Duck has to have its penis removed after fucking too much and injuring it
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/duck-named-dave-penis-removed-21031151

KFC selling ‘fried chicken-scented’ fire logs for holiday season

https://fox17.com/news/nation-world/kentucky-fried-chicken-selling-fried-chicken-scented-fire-logs-for-holiday-season

https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/local/2-wants-to-know/greensboro-dating-app-online-dating-singularity/83-de8a5d3a-dea6-4a71-8da0-f2394f071cdc

Japanese store requires female employees to wear ‘period badges’
https://news.sky.com/story/japanese-company-faces-backlash-over-period-badges-for-female-employees-11873188

Big Booty Problem
https://torontosun.com/entertainment/television/big-booty-problems-woman-with-60-inch-butt-had-six-rounds-of-illegal-injections/wcm/b7ea919d-44e9-4fcb-9670-125845e53daa

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-50s-desperate-15k-female-19912461

Church accidentally prints out Tupac rap lyrics ‘Hail Mary’ instead of Christian prayer

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/news/article.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=12286998

Dallas Straight Pride Event Brings Exactly Two People, Both From Out Of Town

https://www.inquisitr.com/5746685/dallas-straight-pride-event-two-people/amp/

Cat put in 'solitary confinement' for freeing other cats from Texas shelter

https://www.10tv.com/article/cat-put-solitary-confinement-freeing-other-cats-texas-shelter-2019-nov

CREDITS:

Americana Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Rite of Passage Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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https://happymag.tv/kanye-west-its-christian-genius-billionaire-kanye-west-to-you-thanks/

Masturbate furiously in the privacy of your own cardboard box, courtesy of HBO

https://news.avclub.com/masturbate-furiously-in-the-privacy-of-your-own-cardboa-1839668651

Man left unable to walk after his scrotum swelled so big it hung below his knees and began rotting
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10146658/man-scrotum-swelled-below-knees-rotting/

CREDITS:

Happy Happy Game Show Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Constance Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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unfa - Classical Concerto: Waiting for the start and applause

https://freesound.org/people/unfa/sounds/211097/

https://www.witn.com/content/news/Wilson-man-charged--with-impersonating-an-officer-during-police-chase-564289181.html

Man faces jail time for allegedly throwing a cat at a police officer

https://globalnews.ca/news/6113009/man-throws-cat-jail-russia/

Homophobe Refuses Knee Surgery for Mom Over Fear the Knee Will be "Gay"

https://www.distractify.com/p/gay-knee-transplant

CREDITS:

Yondo - Stay Wit Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1My5B4aVw4k

zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream

https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/

Heartbreaking Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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https://www.newsweek.com/fire-bull-semen-explosion-farm-australia-1459673

These creepy artificial skin cases makes phones pinchable, ticklish

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/artificial-skin-phone-case-pinchable

US police sergeant told to ‘tone down the gayness’ wins $20 million in damages

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/28/us-police-sergeant-missouri-keith-wildhaber

CREDITS:

zerolagtime - A Harpsicord Dream

https://freesound.org/people/zerolagtime/sounds/29627/

https://www.9news.com.au/world/tattoo-preservation-mortician-service-memorial-artwork-kyle-michael-sherwood/a82ea4d9-75ef-419a-92ac-de27495fdf7d

Iowa family discovers horrifying basement filled with blood from neighboring meat locker

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/10/16/iowa-familys-basement-fills-blood-meat-locker-next-door/4003127002/

Chinese businessman hires a hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who hires another hitman, who betrays all six of them and lands them all in prison.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-10-23/botched-murder-plot-sees-chinese-hitmen-sent-to-prison/11630728

CREDITS:
Return of Lazarus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Giant Wyrm Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Symmetry Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Instagram model's million dollar booty, pedophile walks 300+ miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl, and  millennials CEO slams other millennials for being entitled despite inheriting the position!
SOURCES:

Instagram model earns a buttload of money with her booty
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691

Man walks over 300 miles to have sex with a 14 year old girl
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/10/14/us/man-351-journey-14-year-old-girl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN&utm_content=2019-10-14T15%3A00%3A17&utm_term=link

35 year old slams other millennials for entitlement despite being handed by his dad
https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/john-winning-privilege/

CREDITS:

Divertissement - Pizzicato (from the ballet Sylvia) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/guinea-pig-ice-cream-ecuador_n_5d976b21e4b0f5bf79740d8e

A 21-Year-Old Man Overslept For Jury Duty So A Judge Sent Him To Jail For 10 Days

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/briannasacks/man-overslept-for-jury-duty-gets-prison-time

“Jesus Shoe” $3,000 sneaker filled with holy water sell out in minutes

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/jesus-shoe-3-000-sneakers-filled-with-holy-water-sell-out-in-minutes-2114404

Instagram star gets paid staggering £1.2million for sharing photos of her bum

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/instagram-star-gets-paid-staggering-20543691

CREDITS:

Magic Forest Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Gloom Horizon Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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TWITTER:
https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow

PATREON:
https://www.patreon.com/yadadamean

In this week of the Yadadamean Show: Man named 'Sexy Vegan' assaults dog, man's farts assaults police officer's nose, and shopper is schlongfully accused!
Sources:

Man named ‘Sexy Vegan’ charged with sexually assaulting his dog
https://ktla.com/2019/09/27/weho-man-named-sexy-vegan-denies-sexually-assaulting-dog/

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-09-30/man-named-sexy-vegan-charged-in-sexual-assault-of-his-dog-after-video-surfaces-online

Florida man pulls samurai sword on man for a wheelbarrow

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article235477717.html

Man Charged With Repeatedly Farting During Strip Search

https://www.newsweek.com/deliberately-farting-strip-search-1460505

'I can't help having a big penis' - Stoke-on-Trent shopper accused of stealing clothes drops pants to prove suspicious bulge was actually his manhood

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946

Credits:
Night on the Docks - Sax Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Deadly Roulette Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Sneaky Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Sad Trio Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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If you enjoyed the show, please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-dui-police-low-speed-chase

Gaming injuries ‘same as basketball player’ doctor says

https://egamingdesk.com/esports/gaming-injuries-same-as-basketball-players-says-doctor/

Omaha police investigate 'assault with a banana'

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-police-investigate-assault-with-a-banana/article_2f9e57ac-ebd9-5e8d-bd85-126f85add519.html

Man’s penis rots after he injected VASELINE to try and make it bigger

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9959487/man-penis-rots-injected-vaseline/

Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/yadadamean

Twitter
https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow

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Credit for SFX

Waiting for the start and applause by unfa | http://freesound.org

Editted for flow

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Credit for Pick-up Artist trailer song

Wuxia2_Guzheng_Pipa by PeriTune | http://peritune.com

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Patreon
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Sources

Florida couple attempt to have sex in police car

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/florida-couple-sex-in-cop-car_n_5d810349e4b03b5fc88a7ebc

Man who tried to fight grizzly bear fined $4000

https://www.airdrietoday.com/beyond-local/man-who-tried-to-fight-grizzly-bear-in-banff-national-park-fined-4000-1695270

Lack of ‘economically attractive’ men to blame for marriage decline: study

https://www.kron4.com/news/national/lack-of-economically-attractive-men-to-blame-for-marriage-decline-study/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/YadadameanShow

EPISODE 8

Sources:

San Francisco Man May Close Store After Being Bitten By Homeless Person Twice in 4 Months
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-francisco-man-may-close-store-after-being-bitten-by-homeless-person-twice-in-4-months/

Storm Area 51 creator cancels music festival because fears that it will be fyrefest 2.0
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/viral/storm-area-51-music-festival-cancelled-organizers-feared-fyrefest-2-n10https://squadcast.page.link/o91h52181

Boy loses eyesight from a poor diet
https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/03/health/poor-diet-blindness-scli-intl/index.html

PSA Script

(Mike: Ay! This is a Yadadamean Public Service Announcement, bitch!)

• Do you spend more time taking photos of your food instead of eating it?
  

(Lan: Just fucking eat your food!)

• Are you constantly trying to fill the void in your life by fishing for likes from… “friends” on social media?
  

(Mike: Uhuhuhu…)

(Lan: Fucking losers!)

• Have you ever used the dog filter on Snapchat?
  

(All) Ugh.

Hi, I’m Rob. You might know me from podcasts such as Yadadamean and… um… Yadada… mean?

There’s been an epidemic for the last decade, and many people are unaware of the symptoms. If any of the questions I’ve just asked apply to you, then I have some news for you:

You are a BASIC BITCH.

(Lan: BITCH!)

If you don’t believe me, take a look at what you’re wearing. Do you own any of the following brands?

(Mike) Banana Republic?

(Lan) North Face?

(Rob) Michael Kors?

You may also be doing the following:

• Women: do you talk obsessively about your kids to people who clearly don’t care?
  

(Lan: Fuck yo kids!)

• Men: do your conversations almost totally revolve around…”the game”?
  

(Mike: Ay, bruh? Did you see the game?)

(Lan: Hell no!)

(Mike: Awwww...)

It’s believed that as soon as you show signs of being a basic bitch, it could be nearly impossible to develop any semblance of a personality. But you might still have a chance: please contact your local “Basic Bitch” professional before it’s too late.

And to the rest of you in denial?

Just remember: hashtag… (all, one at a time) Stay Basic Bitch.

(Mike: Awwww we fucked that up)

(Lan: Fuck this PSA!)

Interview:

Naruto Fanfiction Writer
Naruto
Sasuke
Romance in the Hidden Leaves
Skits
PSA (Public Service Announcement)

 https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/costco-selling-72-pound-cheese-wheel

Facebook, Google, and Oracle cloud are tracking the porn you watch in private

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/17/opinion/google-facebook-sex-websites.html

Robot pole dancers to debut at French nightclub

https://news.sky.com/story/robot-pole-dancers-to-debut-at-french-nightclub-11799391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTExpeqYR0

Naked pensioner, 68, caught red-handed having sex with a COW in Thai field as perv is fined just £8

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9850094/naked-pensioner-caught-having-sex-cow-fined-8-pounds/

Small Transcription- Fake Ad
Who shaves anymore? Everyone's got their fucking beard. Nah, the script that $2 Shave Club gave you. All right. So the script, right, right here. that's right, shuffle some papers.  go adjust your glasses. Yeah, tired of- Okay, let's see here. Okay, it says on the paper here, tired of having overgrown pubic hair? Yes. Oh, well, that's your problem not $2 Shave's problem. But here's the Silver Lining or the silver razor. They said if you buy six of those razors, you can shave your pubes all the way. Wow. Yes,  expose those crabs of yours.

And just for this podcast if you buy six razors, you will also receive- Six? Hey, shh, I'm talking, if you buy six razors. The surprise doesn't end there, if you want some razors what you can also get for free are some pliers so you can pluck those pesky crabs. All right. what else do you get? You get a sense of relief from the lack of pubic hair. And and when you're go on Tinder or whatever those vapid dating sites are you can also once you drop your trousers you can stand all the private dating sites tells you a lot about Lan's sex life. It's very empty, that's why I have no use for this.

Oh my God, just for two dollars. You can get this wonderful deal. Wow. It's talk about that new product day that they came out... for them. Oh, the new products the butt plugs. Oh the butt plugs, Yes $2 Shave Club butt plug. Yeah the market for this butt plug is mainly targeted at 40 to 60 year old people who have anal leakage.